The Greeter

Greeters are mechanical monstrosities developed by the Vykkers, resembling a hot water heater on a unicycle, its "face" dominated by a cartoon grin. Originally designed as self-promoting vending machines, the Greeters unfortunately had a habit of electrocuting their customers. Rather than scrap the automatons, however, the Industrial races have simply embraced the Greeters' homocidal tendencies and made them security drones. Anything that moves within the robot's field of vision is instantly zapped into dust. Their speech is recorded from the Sligs, but is set at a higher pitch.



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